<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4613965051760721529</id><updated>2011-07-07T15:37:41.363-07:00</updated><category term='emdash'/><category term='been too long'/><category term='sorry'/><category term='clothes terry lightfoot'/><category term='second life'/><category term='Monore Jigsaw'/><category term='galifrey'/><category term='MISL'/><category term='novatech'/><category term='monroe in sl'/><category term='avatar'/><title type='text'>Monroe In SL (MISL)</title><subtitle type='html'>A thermo-neuclear hellfire blog about SL&amp;amp;RL</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Monroe Jigsaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09940553123641604956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4613965051760721529.post-4799697836604325391</id><published>2010-06-15T09:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T16:13:45.446-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monroe in sl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='galifrey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='avatar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clothes terry lightfoot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='second life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monore Jigsaw'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='emdash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='novatech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MISL'/><title type='text'>What I'm Wearing....In SL</title><content type='html'>ok so i've decided to go over what my avatar is wearing at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfERcWu_TI/AAAAAAAAAEk/Om756WH9Ut8/s1600/J1.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfERcWu_TI/AAAAAAAAAEk/Om756WH9Ut8/s400/J1.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483066875295235378" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let's start at the top:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfGOsZgUqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/CNH3lHDRiiw/s1600/J2.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfGOsZgUqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/CNH3lHDRiiw/s400/J2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483069027085472418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my hair,skin,eyes, and shape were from a freebie pack....yes...hair's still red...guess it's my trademark... :D The glasses, however i got during the SAH Hunt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adjunct - Superstar Glasses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Acrux/112/226/24"&gt;http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Acrux/112/226/24&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now the vest/shirt combo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfQrii2z3I/AAAAAAAAAE0/fUT0rzsPBPA/s1600/J3.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfQrii2z3I/AAAAAAAAAE0/fUT0rzsPBPA/s400/J3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483080517772824434" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i got as a freebie (imagine that! :D) at a Mad Hatter themed party on Caledon. It was designed by Terry "To-a-T" Lightfoot and  it's called, "Maverick Waistcoat - Diamond Jim"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can find her stores on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Eyre/53/206/23"&gt;Caledon Eyre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Port%20Babbage/58/151/107"&gt;Port Babbage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Glengarry/233/123/44"&gt;Caldedon Glengarry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the shirt comes in longsleeve white and shortsleeve with sleeve cuff attachments and longsleeved red&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the jeans?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfiILh2voI/AAAAAAAAAE8/LRKS3YdBwPo/s1600/J4.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfiILh2voI/AAAAAAAAAE8/LRKS3YdBwPo/s400/J4.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483099701508488834" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;say it with me......a freebie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now, i know you're asking, "but Monroe! where'd u get those awsome shoes!?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfjhjFBLaI/AAAAAAAAAFE/7CGHegJVQqY/s1600/J5.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfjhjFBLaI/AAAAAAAAAFE/7CGHegJVQqY/s400/J5.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483101236838346146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i got these on the SAH hunt as well from a store called &lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/A%20New%20Beginning/229/24/22"&gt;Robbish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;annd last, but not least, i always have on my Emdash hud. It's a personal teleporter/item rezzer hud of win made by the incredible Cheshyr Pontchartrain who owns,runs and makes many of the things for sale in the Novatech store/sim on &lt;a href="http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Gallifrey/140/160/561"&gt;Galifrey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&amp;file=item&amp;ItemID=279683"&gt;It's also on Xstreet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well...that's it....hope you enjoyed this look into my avatar fashion choices...im thinking about doing a 365 photo thing with all my different avatars....what do u think?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4613965051760721529-4799697836604325391?l=monroeinsl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/feeds/4799697836604325391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2010/06/what-im-wearingin-sl.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/4799697836604325391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/4799697836604325391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2010/06/what-im-wearingin-sl.html' title='What I&apos;m Wearing....In SL'/><author><name>Monroe Jigsaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09940553123641604956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/TBfERcWu_TI/AAAAAAAAAEk/Om756WH9Ut8/s72-c/J1.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4613965051760721529.post-9017097661648941695</id><published>2009-04-14T17:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-14T23:51:21.996-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monroe in sl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sorry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='second life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monore Jigsaw'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MISL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='been too long'/><title type='text'>Better late than ever (or the holy-shit-i-can't-believe-i-haven't-updated-this-in-so-long! blog post)</title><content type='html'>uuughh....ok...since the last post...erm...well i'll make it multiple choice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monroe has been:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A. Contemplating his existence on the rim of a volcano&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B. Fighting Daleks at Canary Warf&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C. Making up acronyms for imaginary technological devices. For example: F.A.S.T.- Ferrite Antennae Scrambling Transmitter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D. Looking for a job&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the answer,in case you were wondering, is "A" (in a metaphoric sense), none of B, but i have been watching a LOT of Doctor Who...oh lord Waters of Mars THE END OF TIME HOLY SHIT!!! OH AND THE NEW WHO IS AMAZING!!! and waaay to much of C&amp;D, but there's good news on D...i've become employed :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...to make up for the fact that RL is KICKING MAH ASS, I've decided to write one ginormous extra grande nacho supreme chicago style biggie sized Costco 40 pack blog post to make up for it! How does that sound??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alright lets get to it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you believe i've seen a buncha movies since i posted last?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/3005720785_60a77e9f23.jpg?v=0"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 500px; HEIGHT: 304px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2088/3005720785_60a77e9f23.jpg?v=0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WOW.....I mean....WOW!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dreamworks really knocked it outta the park this time! The way they incorperated the 3-D into the story was really smart. They didn't do that obvious stuff that some 3-D movies feel they have to do to remind you that you're watching a 3-D movie. Know what I mean? The explosions, robots, and hell EVERYTHING about this movie was amazing! The 3D was just the icing on this cinematic cake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't wait to see what they come up with next!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/3364200309_3473f57a3e.jpg?v=0"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 500px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3550/3364200309_3473f57a3e.jpg?v=0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/3006561384_0c5251a75e.jpg?v=0"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 422px; HEIGHT: 500px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3036/3006561384_0c5251a75e.jpg?v=0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;btw- my favorite character? B.O.B.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3530/3225565327_b6954a06a5.jpg?v=0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;^__^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEE? THIS IS HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I'VE POSTED SOMETHING!!!! I SAW ALL THESE FILMS WHEN THEY WERE STILL IN THE THEATRES!!! *wilhelm scream*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.appscout.com/wolverine.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.7trailers.com/thumbnails/district9.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh and the last of tennan't episodes were heartwrenching and wonderful at the same time, but Mr. Matt Smith....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://smallscreenscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/matt-smith1-480x341.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'll leave that for another post...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok...here are a few videos i've found for u to enjoy :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="448" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&amp;amp;sk=7&amp;amp;si=2&amp;amp;i=242232"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&amp;sk=7&amp;si=2&amp;i=242232" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="448" height="336"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sqvpx31N3DQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sqvpx31N3DQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gUncHGvBuks&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gUncHGvBuks&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGLMtrrWx9s&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jGLMtrrWx9s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So again...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829259063156472.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sorry i haven't posted sooner. I know there are some SL friends who liked reading this bit of internet sillyness and i'll do my dammedest not to let so much time pass again....really...it's just like exercising...it's a matter of consistency and dedication to what you want to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here goes nothing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*edges out onto the diving board*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boing....boing...fliip....SPLASH!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4613965051760721529-9017097661648941695?l=monroeinsl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/feeds/9017097661648941695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/better-late-than-ever-or-holy-shit-i.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/9017097661648941695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/9017097661648941695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/better-late-than-ever-or-holy-shit-i.html' title='Better late than ever (or the holy-shit-i-can&apos;t-believe-i-haven&apos;t-updated-this-in-so-long! blog post)'/><author><name>Monroe Jigsaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09940553123641604956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4613965051760721529.post-2589948906917766095</id><published>2009-04-12T07:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T17:40:53.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Please allow me to introduce myself Im a man of wealth and taste</title><content type='html'>Well i guess you're probably wondering who I am and what I'm all about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well...here's the problem....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been trying to come up with a simple,no frills way to describe who I am as a person and a human being.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think i may have it....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At first glance, I probably appear to be a somewhat ordinary,somewhat average looking fellow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Calm, harmless, at ease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But this is by design.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see, it is through decades of research and rigorous training that I have crafted this facade of normalcy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, through intense concentration,I am able to function in a social setting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can speak at length with educated people aboutpertinent matters of public importance,such as literature, or the current political climate in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am capable of conversing with you without ever revealing that just underneath the surface of this manufactured veneer there hides an altogether different person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A monster, some might say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My alter-ego.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is the opposite of the image I project.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is the antithesis of Cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is the &lt;strong&gt;LAST&lt;/strong&gt; person you want to get trapped in a conversation with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;He is The Geek.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The obsessive science fiction movie watching, comic book collecting, Monty Python dialogue memorizing, Dungeons and Dragons playing &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;GEEK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; that I struggle daily to keep hidden from the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;The&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Geek&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Wants&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Out.&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to give you his doctoral dissertation on why The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is the greatest fucking film of all time!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to bitch slap you because you've never seen Big Trouble in Little China. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;What? Have you been living in a fucking cave?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to kick your ass in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And he will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because he's a &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;fucking Geek&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And he wants his toys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants the complete set in mint condition, still in the box.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants every item on the planet that is even remotely related to Ultraman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because Ultraman is &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Airwolf&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He could give a squirt of piss about sports or politics or rhetoric.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such things are of no consequence to him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What matters is the release date of the next Lord of the Rings movie!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see, The Geek can't wait.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Geek has no patience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants what he wants when he wants it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And all he wants is &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;stupid shit&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants his own Tardis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlbwJirxI/AAAAAAAAADs/hU0RFItFOV4/s1600-h/meandmytardis_001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324703293147098898" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 221px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlbwJirxI/AAAAAAAAADs/hU0RFItFOV4/s320/meandmytardis_001.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants his own light saber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlcKoMPQI/AAAAAAAAAD0/65P005yDNGQ/s1600-h/monroe_001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324703300254973186" style="WIDTH: 366px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlcKoMPQI/AAAAAAAAAD0/65P005yDNGQ/s320/monroe_001.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to buy a DeLorean and he wants to drive it 88 miles per hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlcNtZ_II/AAAAAAAAAD8/Bu8e-yc7Vpk/s1600-h/l_60d2b345a220443cbb510507af23367d.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324703301082152066" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 221px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlcNtZ_II/AAAAAAAAAD8/Bu8e-yc7Vpk/s320/l_60d2b345a220443cbb510507af23367d.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to see the Director's Cut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants the impossible to find Japanese bootleg with 6 minutes of never-before-seen footage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to watch Blade Runner. Again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to watch Brazil. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Again&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wants to watch A Clockwork Orange. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Again &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;and &lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Again&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I deprive him of these things, as best I can, until I can no longer ignore his voice screaming in my head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Jekyl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is Hyde.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am Bruce Banner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is the Hulk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Especially the Hulk from issues #272 to #378.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But no longer!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am putting a stop to all this nerdy shit right now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm an adult, for Christ's sake!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this body isn't big enough for the both of us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of us has to go, and it's gonna be him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I banishing the Geek forever to the Phantom Zone,just like in Superman II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because, in the end--&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;there can be only one&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well....there it is...i think that it'll answer any lingering questions you may have. &lt;strong&gt;:D&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;until the next post!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(some text provided courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/gwo.htm"&gt;Ernie Cline&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4613965051760721529-2589948906917766095?l=monroeinsl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/feeds/2589948906917766095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself-im.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/2589948906917766095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/2589948906917766095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself-im.html' title='Please allow me to introduce myself Im a man of wealth and taste'/><author><name>Monroe Jigsaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09940553123641604956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/SeUlbwJirxI/AAAAAAAAADs/hU0RFItFOV4/s72-c/meandmytardis_001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4613965051760721529.post-5142458895182769473</id><published>2009-04-09T01:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-09T01:16:55.842-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monroe in sl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='second life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monore Jigsaw'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MISL'/><title type='text'>Hi there!</title><content type='html'>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/Sd2pTKaRorI/AAAAAAAAADE/LvOLA9wdAZM/s1600-h/l_60d2b345a220443cbb510507af23367d.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322596481298965170" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 221px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/Sd2pTKaRorI/AAAAAAAAADE/LvOLA9wdAZM/s320/l_60d2b345a220443cbb510507af23367d.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;u&gt;FINALLY&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; creating an SL blog! Isin't it exciting??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm going to post pics and interesting things in SL and geeky RL stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok! here it goes!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4613965051760721529-5142458895182769473?l=monroeinsl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/feeds/5142458895182769473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/hi-there.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/5142458895182769473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4613965051760721529/posts/default/5142458895182769473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monroeinsl.blogspot.com/2009/04/hi-there.html' title='Hi there!'/><author><name>Monroe Jigsaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09940553123641604956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKOpmlPd1tU/Sd2pTKaRorI/AAAAAAAAADE/LvOLA9wdAZM/s72-c/l_60d2b345a220443cbb510507af23367d.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
